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[doeswhathewants]

[He's sitting in the park, feeding pigeons from a container of candy corn. Handful for the birds, handful for himself. Is that container endless? Probably not. It's a bit of magical sleight of hand and instantaneous matter transportation, if you want the truth. Somewhere, a store full of food-turned-candy corn is being suspiciously emptied of its contents.]

Almost as good as the Eggs of Cadbury. Almost, but not quite. So, I thought I would share.

Please, no thanks necessary, only enjoy your candied corn.

[A pause] And to all of the haters, the food shall return to normal at midnight. There now, not so bad? Take a bite, go with it. Enjoy.

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[doeswhathewants]

Have you tried it, Nel? Good stuff.

[fightswithpurpose]

They go well with some of the sweeter tea flavours I drink. Speaking of which, you are welcome to stop over and have some with me.

[It might spare the boy some needless retribution.]

[doeswhathewants]

That does sound like fun, I shall accept!

[fightswithpurpose]

Good. I'll let you play with the cats, too.

[doeswhathewants]

Do you have dogs? Big fluffy blonde ones?

[fightswithpurpose]

No, just cats. There are two others from my world, but playing with them is not recommended.

[doeswhathewants]

Why?

[fightswithpurpose]

The two others from my world are also Espada, like me. Who aren't as kind or good humoured as I am.

[With a small smile, she adds.]

I'm sorry, I should have clarified before that I meant people rather than cats. Szayel and Luppi should not be played with.