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[doeswhathewants]

[He's sitting in the park, feeding pigeons from a container of candy corn. Handful for the birds, handful for himself. Is that container endless? Probably not. It's a bit of magical sleight of hand and instantaneous matter transportation, if you want the truth. Somewhere, a store full of food-turned-candy corn is being suspiciously emptied of its contents.]

Almost as good as the Eggs of Cadbury. Almost, but not quite. So, I thought I would share.

Please, no thanks necessary, only enjoy your candied corn.

[A pause] And to all of the haters, the food shall return to normal at midnight. There now, not so bad? Take a bite, go with it. Enjoy.

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Cute.

[ Except, it's really not. ]

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[doeswhathewants]

I am certain that as most mortals age, they lose all sense of fun.

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It depends on the 'fun'.

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[doeswhathewants]

Eating candy corn and drinking Red Bull until one simply bursts.

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There are better things than candy corn to eat with Red Bull.

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[doeswhathewants]

Such as?

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A balanced diet.

[ And less Red Bull. Obviously. ]

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[doeswhathewants]

Well that was terribly anti-climactic.

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Life generally is.

[ It's only you crazy kids who want to stir shit up all the time. ]

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[doeswhathewants]

You must live in a very boring world.

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[ If you only knew, Loki. ]

You have no idea.

[doeswhathewants]

Obviously, that is why I said it.