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[doeswhathewants]

[He's sitting in the park, feeding pigeons from a container of candy corn. Handful for the birds, handful for himself. Is that container endless? Probably not. It's a bit of magical sleight of hand and instantaneous matter transportation, if you want the truth. Somewhere, a store full of food-turned-candy corn is being suspiciously emptied of its contents.]

Almost as good as the Eggs of Cadbury. Almost, but not quite. So, I thought I would share.

Please, no thanks necessary, only enjoy your candied corn.

[A pause] And to all of the haters, the food shall return to normal at midnight. There now, not so bad? Take a bite, go with it. Enjoy.

Comments

[doeswhathewants]

And you have no sense of fun.

[doctor_mccoy]

This isn't fun, this is you being an annoying pest. Can't you just go play video-games like a normal kid?

[doeswhathewants]

I think we both know the answer to that.

Just in case there was confusion, that's a no.