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[doeswhathewants]

[He's sitting in the park, feeding pigeons from a container of candy corn. Handful for the birds, handful for himself. Is that container endless? Probably not. It's a bit of magical sleight of hand and instantaneous matter transportation, if you want the truth. Somewhere, a store full of food-turned-candy corn is being suspiciously emptied of its contents.]

Almost as good as the Eggs of Cadbury. Almost, but not quite. So, I thought I would share.

Please, no thanks necessary, only enjoy your candied corn.

[A pause] And to all of the haters, the food shall return to normal at midnight. There now, not so bad? Take a bite, go with it. Enjoy.

Comments

[akirameru]

[if Vanitas weren't so ticked off, and personally affected, he'd be pretty impressed.]

[he might be impressed later after he's eaten something more congruent with his own taste buds. delayed awe is better than no awe!]

I can't help it if candy corn tastes like gritty vomit.

[littlepinksuitcase]

And what makes yours so special?

[blondejokes]

No! Don't do it in the first place, brat!

[doeswhathewants]

And I cannot help your overwhelming sense of poor taste.

Video.

[doeswhathewants]

Flattery will get you everywhere. And I am sure others Iike it as well, and still others only like something to complain about.

[doeswhathewants]

Mm.

[doeswhathewants]

Do you speak to the birds often?

[doeswhathewants]

Hardly pleading your case persuasively.

[doeswhathewants]

Gods do not get cavities.

video;

[doeswhathewants]

No one more than the usual in imaginative sorts. I am attempting to be more conscientious.

ASudio;

[doeswhathewants]

Such as?

Re: audio;

[doeswhathewants]

You~ko, only try a piece?

[doeswhathewants]

That does sound like fun, I shall accept!

Re: voice;

[doeswhathewants]

Tsk, I wager you think it is more than all right. Why deny it?

audio; baby get online when you can

[reginagloriae]

I'll eat tomorrow.

audio;

[terminates]

A balanced diet.

[ And less Red Bull. Obviously. ]

[rewritter]

... Just one.

[ don't judge me. ]

[doeswhathewants]

Does the bird speak back? [No judgements, bro. Loki has an evil magpie.]

audio;

[doeswhathewants]

Well that was terribly anti-climactic.

Uhhh it might be a while

[doeswhathewants]

Oh, well. If you are afraid, I understand.

[rewritter]

Yeah. She's kind of a special case.

[doeswhathewants]

Is she evil? My talking bird is a bit evil.

[rewritter]

... No.

Why, what kind of bird is yours?

[doeswhathewants]

Well. One cannot be too sure.

Mine is a magpie. The circumstances are complicated. And yours?

[rewritter]

[ oh okay it's not the black bird he was thinking of. ]

I wouldn't call her mine. And she's a duck.