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[doeswhathewants]

[He's sitting in the park, feeding pigeons from a container of candy corn. Handful for the birds, handful for himself. Is that container endless? Probably not. It's a bit of magical sleight of hand and instantaneous matter transportation, if you want the truth. Somewhere, a store full of food-turned-candy corn is being suspiciously emptied of its contents.]

Almost as good as the Eggs of Cadbury. Almost, but not quite. So, I thought I would share.

Please, no thanks necessary, only enjoy your candied corn.

[A pause] And to all of the haters, the food shall return to normal at midnight. There now, not so bad? Take a bite, go with it. Enjoy.

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[doeswhathewants]

[He drops down to sit on the ground beside Mags]

About not having tried to see a Hulk out in the first place. Be careful what you wish for and all, yes?

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[magnetic_magpie]

[Magneto reaches for one packet, untying the string and tipping the contents into his hand - dark chocolate covered coffee beans. He pops one into his mouth, then offers Loki one.]

I tend to be right about that type of thing. The question is, what do we do about it now?

['We' because while yes, Loki had screwed up, and yes, Magneto disapproved, he wasn't leaving him to deal with the screw up alone.]

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[doeswhathewants]

[He's never actually seen a chocolate covered coffee bean before, nor does he entirely know what it is, so he cautiously takes one and puts it in his mouth and is entirely delighted. The next city wide food curse is your fault.]

Well, I intend to do nothing unless he comes to me, in which case, I have a few plans in mind.

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[magnetic_magpie]

[Wait until he finds out they come in favors other than dark chocolate.

Although Magneto intends to talk to Loki about changing all the food, but later.]

I doubt he will come looking for you, to be honest.

[rewritter]

They wouldn't die right away, idiot.

[ probably. ]

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[doeswhathewants]

He might or he might not. I err on the side of caution, especially where a creature such as this is concerned. Perhaps it would be fair after what I did. [Aww, don't scold him about changing the food.]

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[magnetic_magpie]

Which is wise. And having fallbacks even more so. So what do we do? This is a small island, after all.

[It's not scolding, it's planning better plots.]

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[doeswhathewants]

The voiding device, if I am incapable of slipping away, I can knock him into his human form and incapacitate him. Or flee. Whichever. Or put him in a pocket dimension. Or turn him into a big green frog.

[And then splat the frog.]

[doeswhathewants]

How do you know? Did they tell you? Are you a bird whisperer?

[rewritter]

What kind of question is that? It's common sense.

[doeswhathewants]

Is not. You are referencing birds of your world. These are Port birds. Obviously they are made of heartier stuff.

[rewritter]

You're just making assumptions. Birds are birds.

[doeswhathewants]

That is like saying men are men. Are you the same as I am? No, I think not.

[rewritter]

Of course not. I'm not careless enough to feed pigeons candy.

[doeswhathewants]

Perhaps they like candy. And they eat turkey. That is like cannibalism.

[rewritter]

... Just what have you been feeding them?

[doeswhathewants]

Bits of whatever I am eating. They look up at me with those beady, pleading eyes. Am I supposed to say no?

[rewritter]

People usually stick to bread.

[doeswhathewants]

Exactly. How boring. Those poor birds need variety.

[rewritter]

The ones I know are happy with that, so I doubt it.

[fightswithpurpose]

They go well with some of the sweeter tea flavours I drink. Speaking of which, you are welcome to stop over and have some with me.

[It might spare the boy some needless retribution.]

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[paterelohim]

Fair enough.

[Chuck can take care of the natives. And he has to admit, it's more thorough than he thought the little brat would be.]

That's putting a lot of thought in. Who yelled at you last time?

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[terminates]

There are better things than candy corn to eat with Red Bull.

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[bratziska]

[ A careful pause. ]

... It's all right.

[ She doesn't get to eat sweets on a regular basis so yes she'll take even candy corn. ]

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[treehopping]

You're so nice. [Awww embarassed.] I'm sure other people like them too, I think they just don't want to admit it.