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[doeswhathewants]

[He's sitting in the park, feeding pigeons from a container of candy corn. Handful for the birds, handful for himself. Is that container endless? Probably not. It's a bit of magical sleight of hand and instantaneous matter transportation, if you want the truth. Somewhere, a store full of food-turned-candy corn is being suspiciously emptied of its contents.]

Almost as good as the Eggs of Cadbury. Almost, but not quite. So, I thought I would share.

Please, no thanks necessary, only enjoy your candied corn.

[A pause] And to all of the haters, the food shall return to normal at midnight. There now, not so bad? Take a bite, go with it. Enjoy.

Comments

[bondsoflove]

Your favorite what?

voice

[rewritter]

I don't think they'll eat that.

[doctor_mccoy]

This isn't fun, this is you being an annoying pest. Can't you just go play video-games like a normal kid?

video.

[comeshonesty]

[ though death tends to do pretty much what he wants, too, he's peering at one of the little candy kernels when the video comes on, the sugary bit held between forefinger and thumb. he glances over the top of it, brows arching. ]

Humans do make the most intriguing little candies, don't they? [ he pops it between his lips. ] Clever trick, young man.

[blondejokes]

Change it back, you jerk!

[littlepinksuitcase]

May I ask what the point of this was, junior?

[doeswhathewants]

I think we both know the answer to that.

Just in case there was confusion, that's a no.

[doeswhathewants]

Though, I should think the Port will find a way to own the night on that day.

[doeswhathewants]

You do not have the internet in your world, do you?

voice

[doeswhathewants]

Why not? I think some of them are. Perhaps they like the taste. Good birds.

video.

[doeswhathewants]

I think it is the short lives, have to get the most out of them. We've nothing of this sort on Asgard.

[Sketches a half bow] Thank you, I very much agree.

[doeswhathewants]

That- that really is not a good way to get what you want.

[doeswhathewants]

You may ask, but I have already explained.

[the_dead_pool2]

The Core does have a tendency to honour all the holidays. I mean, its like it has a built in calender or something that got screwed up.

[blondejokes]

If you ruin my birthday with this stupid candy, I will show you all the good ways I know to castrate a man.

[doeswhathewants]

Which is just a little odd when one thinks about it. A computer that not only keeps the dates but knows the significance and cultures of them.

[doeswhathewants]

You may try.

In turn, I would turn your blood into maggots. Or something equally unpleasant.

[the_dead_pool2]

Considering some of the weird shit that goes on back in our universe, and the many many parallel ones, its not that unbelievable.

Frankly I'm just surprised we haven't had anything trying to destroy the entire city this past week, though I guess rogue toasters and vibrators are pretty bad too.

[doeswhathewants]

A vibrator of what? Something that causes earthquakes?

Yes, but I've the feeling from asking around that all nine of our realms are particularly suicidal.

[blondejokes]

You wouldn't dare, you little brat!

[ why maggots loki ew ]

[doeswhathewants]

You just threatened to castrate me. Of course I would.

[blondejokes]

Then get rid of all of this stupid candy and it won't be an issue!

[littlepinksuitcase]

Well if you're going to something that affects so many people, you should be prepared to answer a lot of questions!

[i.e. she was so annoyed she didn't bother to check out his other conversations.]

[the_dead_pool2]

Naw, used to help pleasure a woman. Sex toy, Lokster.

[Yep, he just went there]

Probably, but it does keep things interesting I suppose.

[doeswhathewants]

Should I? That hardly seems fun. Do you not like the candied corn?