V1D3O!

[scalemates]

[ so there's a little bit of fussing once the feed starts up; the camera is full of sharp, shark-like teeth before terezi finally backs up and pushes her red glasses up her snout. and she is not alone on the feed! off to her left, aradia can be seen. ]

So this is a message that goes out to all you humans out there with "birthdays"! You would all be wise to listen up because this is pretty important.

[aradia shows a smile, though excitement is clearly radiating from her as her eyes twinkle and her smile widens with words.]

With these "birthdays" it's been said depending on where it lands on that you are a specific Zodiac sign! That's the reason we're here to talk to you, since it appears these Zodiac signs have come from us.

Yeah, see!

[ terezi holds up a black shirt with a teal libra sign, as though it was proof to her claims. no one tell her she's off-center, shhh. ]

See, we trolls are given a sign when we're hatched. Mine is apparently something you guys call "Libra". Aradia here is "Aries".

[a light tap on the other troll's arm goes to gesture terezi to lower the shirt (she does, after giving aradia a look), so aradia can show her own black shirt with a dark red aries sign on it. these clothing stores have some zodiac shirts quite in stock. she lowers it shortly after showing it.]

Which as you can see from both of these. We can't exactly explain as to why that is, other than the conclusion we've come across that on making a new Universe our signs were passed on over. Signs that each of you have connected to your "birthdays" for many reasons including those horoscopes you put up in the newspaper.

Which is weird... What's the deal with those horoscopes?

[ >:? A SHRUG. ]

Anyway we wanna know what zodiac signs you guys are! We've got a lot of trolls here now, almost all twelve!

Maybe they'll be able to enlighten us on that.

[from what she's read though it sounds really silly 0u0 no that's stupid]

Like us they each represent a sign as well, so do feel free to tell us! Maybe you'll be able to find it as equally interesting.

And then we can tell you what troll you belong to. ... Oh but if you're—

[ a pause and terezi licks the screen of aradia's nv device ]

...an Aquarius... Hehehehe! Sorry in adva~nce.

( ooc | terezi and aradia!! both canon and non-canon birthdays count. pretty much all the trolls -- and some kids! -- will be tagging around, threadjacking and whatnot, with and without quirks. just let us know in the subject line if you'd like a reply without the quirk.

pile in and find your character's patrol troll! :D idea borrowed from the lovely people at soul_campaign. )

Comments

permatext!

[greenshift]

karkat would probably say that, but i wouldnt really call them gods ~_~
just aliens who created a universe by winning sburb

[scalemates]

WOW SHUT UP J4D3
W3 4R3 MOR3 GODLY TH4N YOULL 3V3R B3 >;]

[greenshift]

look im just saying, itd be giving him the wrong impression to call you guys gods :|

[scalemates]

3XC3PT W3 TOT4LLY 4R3
H3 JUST SP3LL3D OUT TH3 V3RY R34SON WHY

[greenshift]

shoooooosh
im explaining to him why thats not right!

[scalemates]

BUT 1T 1S J4D3
1T 1S

[greenshift]

nope you cant me believe that :p

[scalemates]

SO TH3 F4CT TH4T YOU WOULDNT 3X1ST 1F W3 H4DNT WON TH3 G4M3 1SNT 3NOUGH FOR YOU??

[greenshift]

let me think about it....
............
.......
.....
...
no!

[faking]

That's how gods work. You create the universe and command shit to happen. [THIS IS PERPLEXING.]

[greenshift]

thats true but they dont command anything!
and they dont have powers
errr no some of them do
but not GODLY powers
like knowing everything or being able to do anything

[faking]

Needs a manual.

[greenshift]

hehe i had trouble keeping track of everything too at first
but dont worry, it gets easier :)

[faking]

So, you're friends with your not-gods, then?

[greenshift]

yes, some of them
like karkat and aradia and kanaya!
but i havent met all of them, not even here, and we dont all always get along
even if its a lot better than it used to be when they were just trolling us :/

[faking]

Trolling, what, like the bridge-y sort, really? [He's perked up suddenly.]

[greenshift]

umm kind of!
like pestering people over the internet, only being really mean about it and trying to get on our nerves a lot

[ornerycaps]

WHAT, DON'T SPILL OUT NONSENSE HARLEY.
OF COURSE I'M GOD, I CREATED ALL OF YOU.
I'VE JUST BEEN LENIENT ABOUT REMINDING YOU BUT DON'T YOU DARE FORGET THAT EASILY.

[greenshift]

oh my god shut up karkat!!!!
theres basically no way youll convince me to call you god!!

[ornerycaps]

YEAH BUT AT LEAST REMEMBER THAT I CREATED YOU.
IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR?
OR DO I HAVE TO TACK ON A PRETTY HUMAN PLEASE FOR YOU TOO.

[greenshift]

firstly, you didnt create me, you created our universe!
JOHN created himself and me and rose and dave and his bro and my grandpa and roses mom and johns dad!
secondly yes youre going to have to ask nicely if you want me to do anything!!!!

[ornerycaps]

STILL, THAT WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED IF I DIDN'T LEAD HIM THROUGH IT...
KINDA.
OK, FINE.
PLEASE ACKNOWLEDGE THE THINGS I'VE DONE FOR YOU, PRETTY HUMAN PLEASE????
IS THAT BETTER?

oh shoot pretend that says "johns grandma"

[greenshift]

hmmmm
ill think about it :p

LMAO I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE /)(\

[ornerycaps]

SEE, THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT GETS ME SO FUCKING WORKED UP.
YOU ACT LIKE YOU'RE SO MUCH MORE SUPERIOR WHEN I'M THE ONE THAT HELPED YOU EXIST.
WELL, JUST THINK ABOUT IT.
I'M SURE YOU'LL COME AROUND EVENTUALLY SINCE I KNOW YOUR MALLEABLE SKULL ISN'T AS EMPTY AS I FIRST BELIEVED IT TO BE.

WE'RE THE BEST

[greenshift]

and maaaaaaybe i wouldnt give you such a hard time if you were just a little nicer more often!