[Lucky for Blaine, Chuck remembered himself aka the mun just retconned at the last second and tossed him a soda. He would have given Kurt something girlier, but he drank his last hard lemonade about an hour ago and his last hard cider after that.]

Thanks. [He shrugs, looking kind of blankly into his drink.] It's a book of short stories about Newcomers. The thing is- they're all true. [Rubbing the back of his neck uncomfortably.] They're, uh, based on visions.

In most cases, I'm not using real names. {He looks up at Blaine.] Or, uh.. yours.