integrity: [Season Seven] (❀ this is the biggest bullshit ever)
Crowley ([personal profile] integrity) wrote in [community profile] sirenspull2012-07-30 12:41 am

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[There is an odd spectacle sitting in a park.

It appears to be Ahiru, sitting on bench. She seems to be frowning critically at her NV, though as she adjusts it, it becomes very apparent that something is very wrong.

For starters, there is a quarter empty bottle of scotch sitting next to her.

For another, there is a pistol in her lap.

And last, but not least, when she speaks, it's in a rather harsh (somewhat drunk) attitude.

Oh, let's not forget that it's with a British accent.

That's important.]


For the information of all those that I care about, I am currently trapped within the body of a little girl, because God has decided to play a lovely little trick on me. Until the moment that I am put within my host again, I have a series of requests. And as the resident ruler of the realm, you should give listening a shot, idiots.

[And Ahiru curls her fingers around the neck of the bottle.]

One, my dog needs to come here. Two, no one touches my things without the express permission of yours truly, else I will handle you personally. And third, Castiel needs to come bring me home, now, because if one more homeless man attempts to abduct me, I am going to rack up a body count that will rival World War II.

[There is a quiet pause, as she glances down at his pistol, before -- ]

And can someone fetch me a decent gun? This one appears to be made in China and we all know what good those mass-manufactured pieces of shit are.

[And the feed ends.]
motioned: (bodyswap; wtf even is)

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[personal profile] motioned 2012-07-30 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
EXACTLY

does he do stuff like this a lot
ofthursday: Feel free to take whatever you like! (Let's try this again [Sigh/Exasperated])

[personal profile] ofthursday 2012-07-30 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
Often enough.
motioned: (bodyswap; magical girls?)

[personal profile] motioned 2012-07-30 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
why do you put up with it
ofthursday: (I'm blind and waiting for you)

[personal profile] ofthursday 2012-07-30 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
Because despite the difficulty he causes, he is my friend.

[And so Cas puts up with it.]
motioned: (bodyswap; he wore a tutu today)

[personal profile] motioned 2012-07-30 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
well

at least he has a friend who stops him from shooting people i guess
ofthursday: ([¶ set] Pull the trigger we are)

[personal profile] ofthursday 2012-07-30 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
This seems to often by my role, yes.