Adventures should come with fewer monsters and pillow mice and more narratives that end with "and then we had to hire a sherpa to get us through the mountains in time to make our plane back home." [Or even better, skipping the adventure for a while. He's had plenty.]

You were a doctor in the 1800s? I should call you Dr. Dalles just to give you some recognition for that accomplishment. And yeah, I'm a pretty smart guy.