[Color him square, Daddy-O. He shifts clothes around and juggles the shoe box before finally meeting her eyes.]

In the past two days the Other Guy and I have helped save my world from a crazy Norse god and an alien invasion, been yanked into another world, been stabbed in the eye - I think I'm a little hazy on that detail - and spent the night fighting things whose details I want to be hazy on.

And you still stand out among that.