[Bruce huffs a small laugh because there are stories and stories about his being lucky to be alive.]

If it weren't for bad luck I'd have no luck at all? But there you go, that's the Cliff's Notes version and [he tugs on his tattered pants for emphasis] explains my lack of dress sense.

I've got it mostly under control, but I try to avoid things that get my adrenaline going like getting plucked out of my world and dumped in a strange place.