† ONE [voice] - backdated to Friday morning

[upstairsbrain]

[ Hello, world. Meet new arrival, Sam Winchester. But you might not know that it's him, because he's not showing his face yet, and: ]

This is Agent Murdock. [ He clears his throat, pausing a moment. ] If anyone's out there, and can hear me, or needs help... just let me know. I'm sort of at a loss, here, and I'd like some information. If this thing is even working, that is.

[ He's confident in his tech abilities, but something's definitely up with his phone. ]

... Thanks.

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[integrity]

[There is a long suffering sigh.]

Crowley. Demon. I'm going to give you the Colt in order to assassinate Lucifer in six or seven episodes -- give or take a few months. The Colt is going to fail miserably, casting me into the abysmal life of an outcast, until you manage to shove Lucifer back into the box you sprung him from. Oh, and here's the grand finale -- I take over Hell, become its ruler, and you're still an overgrown idiot that needs to have his legs chopped off to come to a normal size. But I feel as if I'm forgetting something... hrm.

[An artful pause.]

Oh, and you're part vampire.

Cheers.

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[upstairsbrain]

[ ... Okay, yeah, no. At 'demon,' Sam, with Ruby still fresh in his mind, steels his gaze. Though he certainly takes the rest of the story into account, storing it away to run by Chuck later, he knows better than to take it as gospel and overreact now. So: ]

... Well, that's-- [ Something. ] ... Uh.

[ Words. ]

Why would a demon want Lucifer dead?

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[integrity]

Why wouldn't a demon want Lucifer dead?

[Seriously, Sam.]

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[upstairsbrain]

Seems like an unpopular opinion.

[ Is he thinking of Ruby, and Lilith? Maybe. ]