Crowley. Demon. I'm going to give you the Colt in order to assassinate Lucifer in six or seven episodes -- give or take a few months. The Colt is going to fail miserably, casting me into the abysmal life of an outcast, until you manage to shove Lucifer back into the box you sprung him from. Oh, and here's the grand finale -- I take over Hell, become its ruler, and you're still an overgrown idiot that needs to have his legs chopped off to come to a normal size. But I feel as if I'm forgetting something... hrm.
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Crowley. Demon. I'm going to give you the Colt in order to assassinate Lucifer in six or seven episodes -- give or take a few months. The Colt is going to fail miserably, casting me into the abysmal life of an outcast, until you manage to shove Lucifer back into the box you sprung him from. Oh, and here's the grand finale -- I take over Hell, become its ruler, and you're still an overgrown idiot that needs to have his legs chopped off to come to a normal size. But I feel as if I'm forgetting something... hrm.
[An artful pause.]
Oh, and you're part vampire.
Cheers.