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[blondejokes]

There had better be a good reason why I'm fighting- [ A grunt is followed by the sound of flesh being punctured. ]- against these blood-thirsty... things and why I'm not in Konoha.

[ Ino is not very happy. Or informed, actually, because she left as soon as she came to. ]

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[doeswhathewants]

Primitive. You are some sort of warrior woman?- well, girl?

[blondejokes]

Did you just call me primitive?

[doeswhathewants]

Yes. Does that bother you? [Just the smuggest smile ever.]

[blondejokes]

It does, actually!

[doeswhathewants]

How unfortunate...for you.

[blondejokes]

Why you--

Didn't anyone ever teach to respect a lady?

[doeswhathewants]

When I see a lady, I respect a lady. But you are a girl. [He just ... wants to antagonize you.]

[blondejokes]

I'm an adult, brat.

[doeswhathewants]

How old are you?

[blondejokes]

Sixteen.

[doeswhathewants]

Not an adult.

[blondejokes]

Yes it is.

[doeswhathewants]

Not.

This is Canada, you are not allowed to drink, smoke or ... rent a car until you are older. Thus, not an adult. Technically, you ought to still be in school.

[blondejokes]

I don't care about laws here, but now that I'm a Chuunin, I am an adult.

And there is no way I'm going back to an academy.

[doeswhathewants]

You ought to carry about laws here, or you shall be arrested.

[blondejokes]

Arrested for what?

[doeswhathewants]

Truancy, of course. Every child must go to school. Eight hours a day. Sitting still. And quiet. Learning.

[blondejokes]

Learning what? Hmph- I know enough about being a Shinobi. I don't need to go back to school.

[doeswhathewants]

Do you know reading? Writing? Arithmetic? Algorithms? Logarithms? Philosophy?

[blondejokes]

Logarithms?

[doeswhathewants]

See? This is why you must be in school.

[blondejokes]

What is it- a fighting strategy of some kind?

[doeswhathewants]

It is a math.

[blondejokes]

Why do I need it?

[doeswhathewants]

For the same reason you need cursive, obviously. [Translation, you do not.]