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[crowsicle]

jesus
apparently taking a morning stroll through the used section of a shitty video game store constitutes suspicious behavior in these parts
nice to know random raving jackass keep me updated
christ i know its a weekday but isnt school out by now??
also heres a psa for you
even if i am a filthy hooky playing juvenile delinquent that doesnt make me a child stealer
fuckin rude
newsflash i was the one who got kidnapped and brought here against my will three months ago
obviously
who in their right mind would ever want to be stuck in canada
maybe the kid finally found a way out of this pisshole and decided not to take her douchebag parents with her
if not i hope someone finds her soon so i can look for two dollar tony hawk knockoffs in peace
this is bullshit
anyway
this isnt what i wanted to talk about
i have a question
what do you get your dad for fathers day when youre kind of strapped for cash
and also you didnt know he was your dad
and maybe you kind of have two dads
and one of them probably doesnt know hes your dad because hes like sixteen
yeah
does hallmark make singalong cards for this situation
this is kind of a new thing for me im shaky on the etiquette here

jesus
apparently taking a morning stroll through the used section of a shitty video game store constitutes suspicious behavior in these parts
nice to know random raving jackass keep me updated
christ i know its a weekday but isnt school out by now??
also heres a psa for you
even if i am a filthy hooky playing juvenile delinquent that doesnt make me a child stealer
fuckin rude
newsflash i was the one who got kidnapped and brought here against my will three months ago
obviously
who in their right mind would ever want to be stuck in canada
maybe the kid finally found a way out of this pisshole and decided not to take her douchebag parents with her
if not i hope someone finds her soon so i can look for two dollar tony hawk knockoffs in peace
this is bullshit
anyway
this isnt what i wanted to talk about
i have a question
what do you get your dad for fathers day when youre kind of strapped for cash
and also you didnt know he was your dad
and maybe you kind of have two dads
and one of them probably doesnt know hes your dad because hes like sixteen
yeah
does hallmark make singalong cards for this situation
this is kind of a new thing for me im shaky on the etiquette here

[[OOC: As always, you can opt into Davesprite's text quirk here on his permissions post. Otherwise I just answer in black Courier.]]

Comments

[reassures]

I'm really glad you're doing better, but it isn't quite that.

It's just-- someone I met while I was in the hospital thinks that the darkness is going to change. It might be better to avoid it for now.

[crowsicle]

oh
well im basically an untouchable orange ninja so you dont really have to worry about me
but sure
ill drop by around lunch sometime if that works

[reassures]

Please be careful.

But-- that should be fine. I don't usually have any plans, and the worst that would happen is that Yosuke would be there, too.

[crowsicle]

yosuke
oh the skee ball guy
so you guys know each other right

[reassures]

Skee ball guy?

Yes! I've known Yosuke for-- a long time.

[crowsicle]

yeah i met him at the block party last week
we played a couple rounds of skee ball
he kind of sucks
maybe they dont have skee ball in japan though so we cant expect him to measure up to the master

[reassures]

I don't really know if they do, but I'm not surprised he was bad at it. It doesn't seem like the kind of thing he's skilled in.

Did you get along with him?

[crowsicle]

oh yeah hes ok
why

[reassures]

Oh-- I'm glad!

Sometimes he just doesn't get along with people very well.

[crowsicle]

haha well
maybe we cancel each other out or something then
because im sure hes not the only one whose social skills you were worried about there
even if i am basically the most popular guy in town i mean really
who could resist my beguiling charms

[reassures]

You don't get along with people for different reasons-- I was more worried he might bother you.

You can be charming if you try.