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[crowsicle]

jesus
apparently taking a morning stroll through the used section of a shitty video game store constitutes suspicious behavior in these parts
nice to know random raving jackass keep me updated
christ i know its a weekday but isnt school out by now??
also heres a psa for you
even if i am a filthy hooky playing juvenile delinquent that doesnt make me a child stealer
fuckin rude
newsflash i was the one who got kidnapped and brought here against my will three months ago
obviously
who in their right mind would ever want to be stuck in canada
maybe the kid finally found a way out of this pisshole and decided not to take her douchebag parents with her
if not i hope someone finds her soon so i can look for two dollar tony hawk knockoffs in peace
this is bullshit
anyway
this isnt what i wanted to talk about
i have a question
what do you get your dad for fathers day when youre kind of strapped for cash
and also you didnt know he was your dad
and maybe you kind of have two dads
and one of them probably doesnt know hes your dad because hes like sixteen
yeah
does hallmark make singalong cards for this situation
this is kind of a new thing for me im shaky on the etiquette here

jesus
apparently taking a morning stroll through the used section of a shitty video game store constitutes suspicious behavior in these parts
nice to know random raving jackass keep me updated
christ i know its a weekday but isnt school out by now??
also heres a psa for you
even if i am a filthy hooky playing juvenile delinquent that doesnt make me a child stealer
fuckin rude
newsflash i was the one who got kidnapped and brought here against my will three months ago
obviously
who in their right mind would ever want to be stuck in canada
maybe the kid finally found a way out of this pisshole and decided not to take her douchebag parents with her
if not i hope someone finds her soon so i can look for two dollar tony hawk knockoffs in peace
this is bullshit
anyway
this isnt what i wanted to talk about
i have a question
what do you get your dad for fathers day when youre kind of strapped for cash
and also you didnt know he was your dad
and maybe you kind of have two dads
and one of them probably doesnt know hes your dad because hes like sixteen
yeah
does hallmark make singalong cards for this situation
this is kind of a new thing for me im shaky on the etiquette here

[[OOC: As always, you can opt into Davesprite's text quirk here on his permissions post. Otherwise I just answer in black Courier.]]

Comments

video.

[crowsicle]

Right, yeah. I leave it in your capable hands, space girl. You check under the couch cushions yet?

video.

[nyaruko]

Checked most of Sector 3 and 1 so far!

[Easier when people were asleep at night, too.]

It's funny, I kind of found some kind of video game clue, but not much else. Whoever's got her has her hidden pretty well! Or, well, I still need to get to lots of places!

video.

[crowsicle]

Video game clue? Like what, did a mushroom tell you to look in another castle?

[Not to brag, but he's kind of got some experience with video game clues, and the handing out thereof.]

video.

[nyaruko]

Naaah, it was more cryptic than that! On those old, old parchments, you know? That's how you always know something's significant-- when it's completely out of place!

It said we had more time than we thought we did to look for her, so I'm assuming she's currently okay. It's funny, the note the kidnappers left? It sounded almost like she might have ran away from home herself not because of Newcomers kidnapping her, but because her parents kept fighting.

video.

[crowsicle]

....

Okay, plausible and yet still totally shitty plot twists aside, did you give that note to the police yet? 'Cause y'know, that's a thing you're supposed to do. Hand evidence over to the cops. You're supposed to follow Earth protocols while you're here, right, that something they teach you at hero school?

video.

[nyaruko]

And what are they going to do with a note like that? It's not like it mentions her name or anything, and what can they do about it? And say that it was in the middle of the Darkness where it should have been easily eaten or disintegrated by any of the monsters?

[Everyone knows in shows and video games, the police can't do much.]

They're totally not going to believe that; besides, whoever provided the clue should always remain a secret until near the end of the game!

She'll be found, you can count on it!

video.

[crowsicle]

Jesus. I think you've been watching too much Scooby Doo and not enough NCIS. Though I guess trusting a bunch of pubescent hippies over the Canadian mountie police is a thing I could do, too. You gonna unleash all your secret alien science powers to find her?