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[crowsicle]

[Though usually talkative, Davesprite only has two lines to post today.]

break me out of pediatric ward
will pay with body

break me out of pediatric ward
will pay with body

[[OOC: Permissions post here for those who want to opt into his typing quirk. Otherwise I reply with plain Courier.]]

Comments

[doppelglasses]

I could.
It wouldn't be difficult.

[crowsicle]

but

[doppelglasses]

But I'm not going to because I don't feel like being an obtuse fuck today.
You're in there for a reason.

[crowsicle]

hrrrnngh
what are they even gonna do
hook me up intravenously to a jello drip
im a sprite this is bullshit

[doppelglasses]

I'd imagine they're monitoring you to 1. make sure you don't die, 2. use you to find out what's causing this or 3. stopping you from spreading it further.
But hey, I've never been in a hospital.
Maybe they're going to dissect you.

[crowsicle]

dont even joke dude
ive heard some shit
id maybe wet my pants if i had any
also too late on point three i think i already infected half the port
my new chumhandles gonna be typhoidGutstench

[doppelglasses]

A fine handle.
Suits you perfectly.

[crowsicle]

yeah
hows everybody on your end
fuck tell me i didnt give it to roxy

[doppelglasses]

More reasons why your diseased ass is staying right where it is.
I'm monitoring the three of them, but there isn't much else I can do aside from this.
I'm still glasses.

[crowsicle]

doesnt look like theres a lot anybody can do
glasses or not
glad you cant catch it though
dont need you puking pixels everywhere
you cant catch it right

[Because it's weird enough that he's sick, being a sprite...]

[doppelglasses]

It seems you are asking a computer program if he can catch the airborne clap.
There is something very critical needed by organic lifeforms in order to be able to get sick as fuck.
Here's a hint:
Organs.
Gotta have 'em if you're gonna horf 'em.

[crowsicle]

just checking dude
this thing is weird as hell
i dont even understand how i got it
youd think id get a pass given how inconceivably awesome i am
and you know supernatural and shit