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[crowsicle]

[Though usually talkative, Davesprite only has two lines to post today.]

break me out of pediatric ward
will pay with body

break me out of pediatric ward
will pay with body

[[OOC: Permissions post here for those who want to opt into his typing quirk. Otherwise I reply with plain Courier.]]

Comments

[crowsicle]

im in serious danger of stabbing my eyes out with a jello spoon
bro took me to the hospital
they put me in the kids wing
please kill me

[vestalvogue]

I Understood The First And Last Sentences Of That But Not One Of The Ones In Between
Thus I Cannot Assist In Your Suicide Until I Know Why Exactly I Am Being Asked To Do So
What Is The Kids Wing And Why Is It Terrible

[crowsicle]

the kids wings where they put sick human wigglies until they stop being sick
thats what you call your young right
anyway the point is i shouldnt be here

[vestalvogue]

Yes We Call Them Wigglers But Uh The Cure For Infirmity In Wigglers Is To Cull Them
You Are Not Being Culled Are You
I Will Come Get You Immediately If You Are Sickness Or Not What The Hell More Could It Do To Me Since I Am Already Dead

[crowsicle]

wait what are you sick too
christ
ok no kanaya just sit your ass down right there theyre not going to cull me
thats not a thing here
not even in canada
when did you get sick

[vestalvogue]

If This Turns Out To Be Some Stupid Self Sacrificing Move To Try And Spare Me I Will Have Harsh Words To Say Later
Really It Is Not That Terrible
I Am Not Even Sure How It Happened But Its Been Going On For
At Least A Few Nights
I Think
It Is Very Hard To Tell I Think I Have Been Delirious

[crowsicle]

no im really fine
the only thing thats likely to kill me around here is my own fucking murderous sense of humiliation
and even if the hospital were dangerous
bros here
so no ones even getting close to me with a culling fork or whatever
sounds like youve got it pretty bad though
jesus can vampires even get sick