I won't. [Sourly. Sorry, Coop. He's back to being surly again, that brief thing where your gunshot wound was cool has already worn off. Now life is just so unfair again.] I've never stolen anything before! Not even a piece of candy! They were just jerks about it because I have a prior record.

[Oh, wait. That sounds bad.]

Uh. But that was a misunderstanding, I swear.