cooties are a highly contagious human disease like friendship except even grosser most kids get forcibly immunized on their first day of school but it doesnt always take mostly because cootieology isnt a recognized field of medicine yet and the research is still in the early stages anyway thankfully cooties are only transferable from boys to girls and vice versa but theres no cure once you contract cooties thats it some people are even born with them its the greatest challenge facing young people today
HOW COULD I FORGET THIS THREAD oh my god cooties
are a highly contagious human disease
like friendship
except even grosser
most kids get forcibly immunized on their first day of school but it doesnt always take
mostly because cootieology isnt a recognized field of medicine yet and the research is still in the early stages
anyway thankfully cooties are only transferable from boys to girls and vice versa
but theres no cure
once you contract cooties thats it
some people are even born with them
its the greatest challenge facing young people today