secretlabtech: (Dastardly)
Dexter Morgan ([personal profile] secretlabtech) wrote in [community profile] sirenspull 2012-06-01 02:57 am (UTC)

My own powers? I already have powers-- [ He taps his head. ] --of deduction! You know, like... Never mind.

I've had to pull a few things out of my bag of tricks, sure, but the grossest thing I've ever seen... [ He pauses, looking thoughtful. Room full of blood? Dismembered bodies riding through the town on pale horses? Nope, none of those things-- ] It wasn't even on a crime scene. Five words: strawberry ice-cream cheese taco. I've walked in on thousands of dead bodies, some of them have been there for weeks in the Miami heat, and I'm telling you it took a taco to make me lose my lunch.

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