1st Morph - Anonymous Text

[guerrilla_morph]

[ When Marco learn of Canada's cursed island and the monsters and the companies, he knew he has to go on the network and learn everything.

First thing's first: ]

Ok is it really 2012???!?!?!

what happen in the last 14 years

[ Wait. Marco deleted that part, thinking. He's not sure why, but for some reason, he thinks that asking the year of his timeline would not be . . . best.

And when it comes to his gut, that gut it usually always right. He tries again, sending out a more polished text message. ]

what happened in the last 16 years i need to know



Comments

[guerrilla_morph]

oh no Steve jobs not my hero

Weird apple makes phones now

[paterelohim]

the best phones in the industry, except when they aren't. they hold a charge for maybe four hours and don't even use Flash. and it's pancreatic cancer, so if you ask someone from a few years ahead of me they can probably tell you what his last words were, unfortunately.

bill gates retired with his billions and is helping the world. we killed Saddam, and the World Trade Centers are becoming a museum or something

[guerrilla_morph]

uh why the world trade centers are becoming a museum?

[paterelohim]

someone drove a plane into them. in 2001.

The 90s end up being known for being innocent. Weird, huh?

Don't worry, we still have mcdonalds, evil communist dictatorships, shitty sequels, and canada kind of sucking at life. No fish out of water crisis needed. You doing okay? What's your name?

[guerrilla_morph]

[ ARGH. Marco is just going to ignore the World Trade Centers part. It kinda hurts his brain thinking about it. ]

I am Marvelous.

[ That's his name for now on bro. Because Marco is fucking Marvelous. With a capital M. ]

omg he doesn't know marco is a kid ;_;

[paterelohim]

i asked your name, not your dick's name.

it's okay he dealt worse. like Rachel.

[guerrilla_morph]

ok rude

let's not get the tally-wags involved ok

[paterelohim]

whatever, madam marvelous