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[hostage]

[Here's Jesse, chilling in his living room, looking a whole lot healthier than he did a few days ago. Fully healed now, in fact. He's fidgeting, but thankfully his NV has been placed on the coffee table so the video is steady. The room is also much brighter than necessary. Maybe he's bought a few extra lamps... A lot of extra lamps. Floodlights, even.]

Hey, uh... You guys know the game Two Truths and a Lie? Like where somebody says three things and you have to guess which one's the fake one?

Anybody wanna play?