Video; open + locks, a few hours after the earthquakes

[where_the_hearth_is]

[The video pans across a table completely covered in muffins, arranged into neat, cheery baskets, artistically arranged by color in a shallow pyramid. There are all manner of strange and strangely healthy flavors: raspberry lime muffins, zucchini basil muffins, blue corn muffins, ginger pumpkin muffins, and more. A little mechanical droid carefully adds another batch to the pile, still hot and steaming faintly. When the smooth voice comes, it is quiet, uncertain, almost ashamed.]

...I think I made too many muffins.

Does. Um. Anyone want some?

[Privated separately to Wanda, Dr. Orpheus, Loki, and Lucifer. Its sounds nervous.]

Is there any magical method that would guarantee perfectly repairing architectural damage?

Comments

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[paterelohim]

Why exactly did you make that many?

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[deathknellgrell]

[ Who is eating everything in sight these days...? ]

I want a muffin!

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[manicpixiedreamgirl]

[Okay, forgetting the muffins because lol vampire, but everything else has her interest very peaked.]

Excuse me, but are you a talking house?

voice;

[greenshift]

[ *A* mechanical droid

oh also *A* muffins ]

I don't mind taking some, if you still have any!

[whitefeathered]

. . . House, that's amazing!

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[thehighcost]

Oooooh, muffins! I'd love some muffins! [because someone was hit by Gluttony.]

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[scarlet_kitsch]

Perfectly repairing architectural damage... [tilts her head, considering] Hmmm, well, magic can do just about anything, so I don't see why a spell couldn't provide you with that...

[shakes her head] Sadly, it would be beyond my ability. [Said somewhat bitterly. It hurts her amped up pride to admit that.]

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[tea_lover64]

[Iroh has just been scruffing down muffins since House started making them, he couldn't seem to help himself. He enjoyed eating certainly, but he was already quite full and was still having more]

These are very delicious muffins, House. My compliments to the baker!

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[gavesugar]

Aye, 'twould be lovely to have some small treat.

[She talks to Lions. She's trying not to freak out over talking to a house.]