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sirenspull2012-02-02 07:13 pm
paterelohim) wrote in sirenspull2012-02-02 07:13 pm
accidental video; backdated to Monday~
[This starts very obviously as a butt-dial: it shows some absolutely nothing, complete with rustling sounds and the odd noise associated with accidental calls. Then there's a huge clatter and the video bursts into light suddenly, the frame all chaos as the NV obviously falls and rolls across a floor before screeching to a halt.
The scene it shows is patently odd: a porch, with Chuck already bowled over by a very excited dog that appears to be a wolf (!!!), petting and greeting it like it's a pet he's known forever, complete with the embarrassingly unmanly "Who's a good dog? Who's a good dog?" type of talking-to-animals that nobody ever wants the world to see. They're interrupted by a second dog bounding into frame and joining in the man's-best-friend love-fest.
Then something happens that isn't immediately obvious, but Chuck jumps nearly out of his skin with shock and looks from one dog to the other, as if the dogs themselves did something. The dogs seem normal; nothing visible or audible happened, but Chuck says something to the wolf as if answering a question.]
What the hell- wait. Lucifer? [To the dog.] Then who's this?
[The dogs keep circling him, playing with each other, putting their heads on Chuck's shoulders, nosing him, generally bothering him as he continues to pet them and be affectionate- despite the fact that he seems under the impression that the wolf is Lucifer.] What? [Pause. To the wolf-] Well, yeah- you're an angel, I can always sense angels. [To the dog, still in the derpy talking to animals voice:] Who are you, buddy? I know you have a last name.
[It goes on like this for another minute, with the wolf (who Chuck accepts as Lucifer) barking at Chuck once and the dog continuing to be incredibly friendly and happy- before it suddenly starts growing, shape twisting, then disappearing into thin air. Chuck reacts appropriately by jumping a mile and falling on his ass with a,] Holy crap! How the fuck did you teach him that?
[If the dogs reply, the video doesn't show it; the wolf/Lucifer turns and starts to... something. If you look closer, it looks like Lucifer-the-wolf is wrestling with something massive, or with thin air.
Then the invisible dog shakes Lucifer-wolf off and Chuck gets knocked flat on his back, a massive paw indentation in his chest as Chuck sputters and flails. Judging by how he's twisting his head away, it's licking his face. Not to mention the saliva appearing on his face out of nowhere.
Chuck tries pushing something away from him and manages a-] Can you not? I like knowing where a tongue's going before it gets there, dude.
[His hand knocks away again when the feed cuts.]
((OOC: Replies will all ICly come from a while after this broadcasts, since it'll take homeboy here a while to realize what happened. That invisible something is a Hellhound, same as Chuck's last Hellhound post, and Crowley's. I mean, it's not the same Hellhound, but the exact same type of beast. It's also secretly Sam Merlotte shifted into a dog/Hellhound, but those permissions aren't my division, bro.))
The scene it shows is patently odd: a porch, with Chuck already bowled over by a very excited dog that appears to be a wolf (!!!), petting and greeting it like it's a pet he's known forever, complete with the embarrassingly unmanly "Who's a good dog? Who's a good dog?" type of talking-to-animals that nobody ever wants the world to see. They're interrupted by a second dog bounding into frame and joining in the man's-best-friend love-fest.
Then something happens that isn't immediately obvious, but Chuck jumps nearly out of his skin with shock and looks from one dog to the other, as if the dogs themselves did something. The dogs seem normal; nothing visible or audible happened, but Chuck says something to the wolf as if answering a question.]
What the hell- wait. Lucifer? [To the dog.] Then who's this?
[The dogs keep circling him, playing with each other, putting their heads on Chuck's shoulders, nosing him, generally bothering him as he continues to pet them and be affectionate- despite the fact that he seems under the impression that the wolf is Lucifer.] What? [Pause. To the wolf-] Well, yeah- you're an angel, I can always sense angels. [To the dog, still in the derpy talking to animals voice:] Who are you, buddy? I know you have a last name.
[It goes on like this for another minute, with the wolf (who Chuck accepts as Lucifer) barking at Chuck once and the dog continuing to be incredibly friendly and happy- before it suddenly starts growing, shape twisting, then disappearing into thin air. Chuck reacts appropriately by jumping a mile and falling on his ass with a,] Holy crap! How the fuck did you teach him that?
[If the dogs reply, the video doesn't show it; the wolf/Lucifer turns and starts to... something. If you look closer, it looks like Lucifer-the-wolf is wrestling with something massive, or with thin air.
Then the invisible dog shakes Lucifer-wolf off and Chuck gets knocked flat on his back, a massive paw indentation in his chest as Chuck sputters and flails. Judging by how he's twisting his head away, it's licking his face. Not to mention the saliva appearing on his face out of nowhere.
Chuck tries pushing something away from him and manages a-] Can you not? I like knowing where a tongue's going before it gets there, dude.
[His hand knocks away again when the feed cuts.]
((OOC: Replies will all ICly come from a while after this broadcasts, since it'll take homeboy here a while to realize what happened. That invisible something is a Hellhound, same as Chuck's last Hellhound post, and Crowley's. I mean, it's not the same Hellhound, but the exact same type of beast. It's also secretly Sam Merlotte shifted into a dog/Hellhound, but those permissions aren't my division, bro.))