[Very mildly indignant]

I only did that because you so obviously needed it. Your brother is clearly much more conscientious about grooming.

[Not that it's a terribly high bar. Michael, have a cluck of approval. Nevertheless, little drones collect the clothes and send them off to the laundry while hovering scrubbers and shampoo/body wash dispensers shaped sort of like squiddles start soaping Michael up.]