Uh. That. Sure is a place to start.

Okay well first off, you're not gonna get real far calling them "Users." And "player" has a different connotation that a lady of your obvious moral character wouldn't use. Everybody--most people you'll end up talking to here'll call themselves "human." I guess if you explain that you're not human, people will at least get why you don't get things.

Though don't spread that intel around. I hear there's mad scientist fuckers in residence.