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[oedipus_complexxx]

okay so i guess i should find out if anyone i know is here. does anyone know kojima mizuiro? thats me.

the last thing i remember was being in that hat and clogs guys shop. then i woke up here and i guess thats it so far. i dont even remember learning to speak english this well.

if theres anyone out there i know, im staying with the newcomer adjustment deputy supervisor guy but hes kinda weird.

like really weird. he gave me a room and my bed is a racecar. i dont think thats normal. or the way he keeps telling me to wash behind my ears.

how long do i have to stay with this guy anyway?

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THREADJACK!

[deathknellgrell]

MY SON ISN'T GOING ANYWHERE!

[asano_san]

What?

[He doesn't know what Grell is talking about but yelling like that is never good.]

[deathknellgrell]

[ Tears. That's better. ]

You heard me.

I've adopted him.

[asano_san]

Who would let you adopt a kid?

[deathknellgrell]

[ More like, nobody stopped him! ]

I don't like your tone, young man!

[asano_san]

No. I'm sure you'd be a very good-

[Father? Mother? If he picks the wrong one, he may never hear the end of it.]

[mumble]ther.

[deathknellgrell]

Of course I would!

Now, let me see....

I wonder what sort of toys he'd like to play with, have you any idea...?

[asano_san]

As long as he has his cell phone, he'll be happy.

[deathknellgrell]

Just a cell phone? Awwwww~!

What a poor, deprived childhood he must have had. I'll be sure to spoil him, then!

[asano_san]

He uses it to text all his girlfriends! That's not deprived!

[deathknellgrell]

Girlfriends?

Pshaw!

[ Dismissive gesture ]

He's too young to have a girlfriend!

[asano_san]

He is, isn't he!

[deathknellgrell]

Well of course!

I won't allow it!

[oedipus_complexxx]

Wait, what?

Action!

[deathknellgrell]

[ Crouching down in the closet. ]

Now, sweetie~♥

I've told you about talking to people on that thing, it's dangerous. You don't know what sort of creepy person could be listening in!

Action!

[oedipus_complexxx]

[Mizuiro just stares at Grell for a very, very long time as he puts together A, B, C and D to come up with E.

Aw hell. What's he gotten himself into now? And how is he going to get himself out of it?]

Uh... I'm sorry. I just wanted to talk to my friends.

Action!

[deathknellgrell]

...Keigo is your friend?

Action!

[oedipus_complexxx]

[How to respond to this? Is Grell implying something? Would be be insulted if Mizuiro assumed he was implying something? Did he say yes? No? Could he get out of the closet before Grell could catch him?]

Well, we've known each other since middle school.

Action!

[deathknellgrell]

Really? Why, what a small world!

[ Reaching for Mizuiro's NV ]

Then you probably don't need me to tell you - he's a ~bad influence~! If people see you hanging about together, they'll make assumptions!

They'll think you're just as desperate as he is~!

Action!

[oedipus_complexxx]

A... bad influence? Keigo?

[Whoa, someone knows nothing about him.]

If they got to know me, they would realize I'm nowhere near as desperate as he is.

Action!

[deathknellgrell]

That's just my point, no one will want to get to know you. They'll think you're just a loser like he is.

[ Indulgently ]

Best to steer clear, all right?

Action!

[oedipus_complexxx]

But it's okay. I know how to deal with that. I've been dealing with it for years.

Anyway, it sounds like you know Keigo pretty well. Can you imagine how upset he's going to be when he finds out you're not letting his best friend see him anymore?

Action!

[deathknellgrell]

Oh, please! He gets upset about everything, poor boy~!

Re: Action!

[oedipus_complexxx]

He gets really upset when it's about me, though.

Action!

[deathknellgrell]

[ Indulgently ]

Ohoho, I think I've seen him more upset!