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[pouncing]

:33 < *ac sneaks into the unfamiliar territory*
:33 < *she sniffs at the air and scrunches up her nose at all the new scents*
:33 < *and then without warning she pounces on her unsuspecting prey and pins them with her large paws!!!*
:33 < tell me what is
:33 < oops
:33 < *the definitely really truly formidable feline gets close to her preys face and asks what is going on???*
:33 < hnnnghh
:33 < okay
:33 < i am a little too purrplexed to continue this purroperly
:33 < s33 i am not supposed to be here
:33 < even though i dont know where i am i know im actually supposed to be fur fur away from here
:33 < so can anyone tell me why this is happening??
:(( < and maybe what happened to the rest of my furriends

Comments

[crowsicle]

so theres basically no way youre not a troll
you guys stick together by colors right
are you friends with kanaya
or terezi

[pouncing]

:33 < yes!! i know them
:33 < all of us are furry good friends
:33 < are they here? :OO

[crowsicle]

kanaya is
tz was but you know
got justice to sniff out and drag out back for the gallowbirds
she might come back but who knows
you cant get that girl on a timetable

[Sorry if none of this is especially up to his usual ironic wit. He's not feeling his best.]

there are some other trolls here but i dont really know them
couple blues and that karkat guy and the shittastic rapper

[pouncing]

:33 < that doesnt surpurrise me at all
:33 < gc loves justice and if anything could pull her away its that
:33 < i would not try to stop her if i had the chance
:33 < purrobably
:33 < and hmmm
:33 < i think i know efurryone that you mean
:33 < but who are you??? :OO

[crowsicle]

im akwete purrmusk
king of the jungle
prowling the canadian undergrowth with my tail all swishing silently and shit
whats your name kitty cat

[pouncing]

:OO < akwette!!
:33 < i didnt know it was you with that font
:33 < but i like the change
:33 < the orange brings out the highlights in your fur :33

[crowsicle]

uh
wait
have you talked to me before
or to dave i dont know its been a while for me

[pouncing]

:33 < yes akwete we talked befur!!
:33 < back when i was on the meteor and you typed in red
:33 < we rolepurrlayed then
:33 < how could you pawsibly furget the great pouncellor nepeta :OO

[crowsicle]

that might not have been me
fuck how do i explain this
you had a time player right you understand weird time shit
this is weird time shit concentrated

[pouncing]

:33 < oh yes
:33 < i know a lot about weird time things!
:33 < i was the host to our time players session
:33 < so we havent met yet
:33 < oh no wait
:33 < auuugh was me telling you that you type in red a spoiler
:33 < im sorry those are the worst :((

[crowsicle]

hahaha
no dont worry about that
i used to type in red but i split off a while ago so thats old news
anyway sup
im davesprite

[pouncing]

:33 < ohhh
:33 < hi davesprite
:33 < its nice to m33t you
:33 < i know i said it befur but im nepeta

[crowsicle]

cool
so welcome to canada its part of our human planet
the suckiest part
like if earth was a body sirens port would be at least like a pimple inside its hairy armpit
and sorry but were all currently trapped inside its pus filled pore like a hundred ingrown hairs

[pouncing]

:33 < davespurrite
:33 < just one tiny itty bitty question
:33 < which isnt a furry important thing at all really
:33 < buuut
:33 < how are we on the human earth planet when it was already destroyed?? :OO

[crowsicle]

again weird time stuff
dont worry about it
i guess this is an alternate timeline where shit didnt go down
where shit in this case means giant flaming meteors
its about three years in the future from our perspective and its like nothing even happened

[crowsicle]

oh wait fuck i forgot you guys dont use years
sweeps or something
i dont know how many three years would be
not a lot