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All right. We're havin' an event at Merlotte's. It's been too damn long and I've missed the big ones, so I'm decidin' right now that one's happening. ....Wednesday. There, it's decided. M'callin' it "Take Back The Night". There'll be live music and drink specials and all sorts of good times. Just for fun, it'll be a semi-formal theme.

We're also still hirin' for a number of positions, and I'm in need of an assistant manager in a pretty bad way. Come on in for an interview any day this week between 2 an' 4.

[reaching over to shut off the monitor. Stops. Squints.]

...And I'd just like to say to certain unnamed parties that I taste just fine, so fuck you.

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[He'd intended to address the actual point of the post, but he's brought up short by - ]

What do you mean, "certain parties"?

[ He'll reply later. For now he sits back and watches the fireworks quietly. ]

Taste...

[Visible paling. See, she's a tough girl and will take on just about everything, but vampires? Thanks, but she was there during the two Dracula things. She's not too proud to admit she ended up hiding under a table.]

Sam, you ran across the vampires?

Huh? Oh, no, no. I just know one who's an asshole.

Just Eric expressin' his license to be an ass.

The vampire? Northman? He bit you?

[These fingers, they are ready to call the police and report a crime.]

[Oh, hi, Sam. Don't mind if he just appears next to you.] What goes on at an event at Merlotte's? [Since he knows there won't be dancing.]

By the by, if you get yourself bit trying to prove you taste fine, Miles will throw a fit. Isn't it easier to just let someone vouch for you?

No! He said he wouldn't 'cause I smelled or some shit. Made some comment about me bein' a turducken.

[...Wait, what's this now?]

What's the PSA about, Sam?

A...what?

An event hm? I might pass off watch duties for an evening.

[He'll probably show up.]

Why would you want someone to know you taste good...

[Visible sigh of relief... don't panic a girl like that!]

Well, most vampires are assholes in one way or another. Something specific?

A turducken. It's when you cook a chicken inside a duck inside a turkey.

I don't know that I taste good, I just know I sure as hell don't taste bad.

Someone sayin' I don't taste good 'cause I'm a shifter. Like that makes me so much different than bein' human.

And how does that make any -

[Oh. Right.]

...Never mind. Well. Answer me, then: why is that a bad thing?

[Softly:] Mutants taste different than humans.

[Don't ask how she knows that...]

As long as you're staying safe. So, better subject: What's with the shindig?

Oh, oh, I see. That would be insulting. [She smiles a bit.]

[he doesn't even jump this time! Just a twitch and a startled glance]

- Hey. It's nothin' too special. Mostly just people coolin' off and listenin' to the music with drinks.

And I know, I know. I'm just tryin' to make a point. [....wait, back up] Vouch? How the hell could someone vouch for me.

[Sob why does his life need a 'no homo' disclaimer.]

How exactly do you know what you taste like?

I assume the vampires would want a judge who knows what blood tastes like. All you really need is that and a paper cut.

[This is a way of being helpful, ok, shut up.]

What kind of music are you going to play...?

It's like bein' told you don't bathe regularly.

Are you sayin' you drink blood? [sorry, distracted]

...Right.

Do you have any plans to somehow make Merlotte's into a private residence for the night? Or... anything like that?

[Because hi, Sam, gathering together potential victims.]

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