Its a good job I'm currently working on a dance routine then isn't it? If words can't explain, perhaps through the medium of contemporary dance you will be able to hear my side of this tall tale of clusterfuckery.

You know me, Vantas, I'm always careful, this time something out of him control happened. My hands were tied, literally...

Your ticket number is three, there are two others in line before you at the delicatessen counter for all things grilling Dirk right about now, just be home and I'll get there as soon as I'm through here okay?