[Hattie rolls her eyes; she really should have known better. Eponine could have said much worse, however. She is hard to the touch, as expected.]

You said that because you're in awe of my sparkling beauty, and not because you thought I could not hear, right? And I am not just any statue, I'm made of padparadcha: one of the rarest precious stones in the world.

Exactly like me, really~.