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[Well, Meowth's definitely not afraid to be his normal catlike self all over the network now. He may have lost a boss, but he gained a small gang... And he still has Caster to work for. Life is pretty frickin' sweet.

And yet... He is definitely missing something.

Currently, he's positioned in the window of a fancy jewelry store that's all done up for Valentine's Day, wildly gesticulating to one of the members of his gang who apparently wouldn't know good taste if it bit him in the back pocket. Such is the life of a cat who can't just waltz into jewelry stores on his own and slap down a couple of c-notes. Eesh.

After a second, he sighs in an exasperated manner and focuses on the NV.]

I think this'll be the first year I actually got a reason to celebrate Valentine's Day. [A little laugh and then he pauses and starts flailing at the window.] Hey! Not that one, you lug! She's a lady, not some cheap floozy! Use your head a little! [Another sigh and then he mutters.] At least Jessie and James had some class.

[Okay, so his life is missing a couple of things, but he's convincing himself that he never would have succeeded if Jessie and James were here, even if... His successes are pure dumb luck. Because shut up.

The feed clicks off. And then clicks back on. With a filter.]

[Private to John Winchester]

Listen, pal, I'm only gonna say this once, 'cause next time I gotta say it, I won't be so polite-like. Go apologize t' Mary and do somethin' nice for her or else.

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[GASP!]

YOU'RE A KITTY!

[Blink. Blink. SIGH. YOU'D THINK PEOPLE HAD NEVER SEEN A CAT-TYPE BEFORE.]

My name's Meowth.

Ahhhh! That name is so cute!

I'm Finnian! Hello Meowth!

Sheesh. You people act like you never seen a cat before.

Cats don't talk where I come from! This is wonderful!

Do you like milk? And yarn? Like non-talking kitties?

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... What.

What's the matter? Never seen a cat in love before? [YOU WILL NOT BRING HIM DOWN, CROWLEY. YOUR JUDGMENT IS NOT VERY EFFECTIVE.]

You've just said --

[And, suddenly, Crowley's quiet British accent turns into the most atrocious Brooklyn abomination ever heard by mankind.]

'Never seen a cat in love before?'

[And back to British.]

-- and you honestly expect me to answer that seriously.

[BITCH, LEAVE HIS HORRIBLE ACCENT ALONE.] 'Least I don't sound like I got a date with the queen for some tea and crumpets. [Yeah, that's... His Dub Pokemon Land knowledge of England. Because SHUT UP.]

Don't be ridiculous, I own Queen Victoria's soul. To hell with Queen Elizabeth.

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[Oh Jesus, it's Mary's weird-ass talking cat friend. And it's verbally abusing him?]

'Scuse me?

You got ears, bub. Use 'em.

[If Meowth were human (or vampire or mutant, whatever), John would be pissed. There's no way he can get mad at a talking cat, though. It's to surreal.]

I'll get right on that.

[What even is his life.]

Good. 'Cause she ain't happy and there ain't no cause for someone like her to be unhappy. Got it? [HE IS WATCHING YOU, JOHN.

ALWAYS. WATCHING.

CEILING CAT WATCHES YOU GROVEL.]

Don't you have better things to worry about?

[Ceiling cat needs to mind his own damn business.]

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Wow! Isn't it just great to be in love!

[... Hey. No fair. You're all... Tall. And not naked. Oh well. He cares not, because he's in the land of LURVE SWEET LURVE. Le siiigh. He doesn't even care he's ruining his badass cred right now. Because love is his great motivator.]

Only the best feelin' in the world next t' a full stomach.

Ain't that the truth! So, who is the lucky lady?

Her name is Kyubey. [The dreamiest sigh ever.]

You sound like you really like this girl. What's she like?

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You celebrate this holiday, Meowth?

[kjdfklssajdlak

Excuse him while he tries to block the... Entire jewelry store with his pathetic noodle body.]

Uh, well I ain't never had a reason t' celebrate it before. It was just about a buncha sappy, sentimental couples makin' fools outta themselves, but now I actually get what it's really about. [SPENDING EXORBITANT AMOUNTS OF MONEY TO MAKE SOMEONE /LOVE YOU/]

I still fail to see the point of it.

[So. Much. Drama.] The point is it's the one day o' the year where no one's gonna look at you funny for goin' outta your way to show the lady o' your dreams the best night o' her life.

[A beat. And then, waaay too cheerfully.] Incidentally, are you doin' anything tonight, Kyubey?

_{[Riiiiiight...]}

No. I was going to see if Elliot would brush me, but aside from that I have nothing planned.

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