With whom, the crotchety grandmother down the road who would pinch your cheeks and feed you borscht instead of a strapping young man who would bend you over the counter?

[Pause.]

Though, I don't know, if it were the stripper I sent, you might actually be able to get the jump on him if you used the element of surprise, but I don't know if you have the sexual drive necessary to just push someone onto a table and --

[You can feel free to interrupt any time, because he is going to go into explicit detail.]